And they'll know we are farmers by our tans

P is becoming a Neapolitan farmer. While the photo perhaps doesn't show it well, you'll just have to trust us that there are three distinct shades of skin tone in the picture.

After reviewing the Neapolitan Klondike Bar commercial on Youtube, I realize now that the shades of color are not in the right order. I guess the reader will have to use even more of their imagination. While you're at it though, imagine nicer muscle tone and less upper arm hair – P would appreciate it.

Meanwhile, C is developing a great sock and sports-bra tan line and is really looking forward to evening things out this 4th of July while spending a little time on the wonderful beaches of Lake Michigan.